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You have officially stumbled upon the official website of the multi-talented, highly skilled and highly favored erotic companion,.Annette Jane.

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Hello freaky fellas and lovely lady friends

I’m so glad to have you visit my site!

This is my professional escort website and it’s the one and only official, truthful channel to stay current on what’s going on in my love life such as my schedule, location changes, major life updates and other Information that’s relevant to the services that I provide. Here, on this website, I control the narrative. All dissemination of information is guaranteed to be the accurate and unadulterated truth.

Annette Jane is a slim and trim blonde spinner born and raised in the PNW.

Unlike with the escort advertising sites I don’t have to censor basic details about rates, services and availability and having to mask my language or speak in innuendo for fear of legal repercussions. The vagueness of some ad’s message becomes confusing and up for interpretations. Which, as I’m sure you can imagine, results in a major timesuck. Directness is on brand for me, not tiptoeing. Nearly identical situation with social media is happening. We can be deplatformed at any time (think Backpage shutdown 2017… That was before my time in thia profession but I’ve still suffered the fallout) That is the reason that it’s so Important to subscribe to get notifications when I post on my own site. Or, at least bookmark the page in your browser.

Who I am

Who is Annette Jane really?

Well, for starters I am proudly and unabashedly born and raised in the pacific northwest. The northwest corner of WA state, to be exact. I am worryingly addicted to caffeine and an unapologetic coffee snob.

But, coffee really is the only thing about me that is elitist (okay, maybe I do have a superiority complex about my bj capabilities) and as cliche as it may sound, I fit the “girl next door” trope to a tee.

Maybe more along the lines of girl next door with an edge – impossibly approachable, yet oddly intimidating. A little more risque than the average Debbie or Susie but nevertheless still within arms reach.

𝓑𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼, 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮 💖
So timeless, so sexy… 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 americana.
Such a intoxicating combonation in a woman has been known to envoke a distinct kind of lust. An arousal that is disruptive, overindulgent and innately hedonistic.

What I do


Let’s take a look at the different types of services that I offer to my clientele.


The majority of my patrons come to me for erotic companionship. At times as a stand-alone service or combined with a full service session. It’s a well known fact that humans are social creatures but not all of us are lucky enough to have an abundance of meaningful, enjoyable interactions with others. Regardless of why that may be the case, I offer an open minded and non-judgemental ear. Beyond just being a tentative listener I bring an interesting perspective that is thought provoking as much as it is insightful..

Sensual Massage

Massage has been a major part of my life for as long as I can remember. I love the energetic exchange that happens during an intense rub down. Helping people relieve their aches and pains is beneficial for me as well. I am not professionally trained but I have an very healthy understanding of musculoskeletal anatomy. FBSM is not something that I offer as a standalone service but it is included with all VIP sessions. Recently I’ve been experimenting with adding aspects of ASMR to my erotic rub downs.

GF for-Hire

Who doesn’t love a caring, approachable GFE provider? Yes, I offer GFE on the regular but taking that one step beyond ‘the girlfriend experience’ is paid girlfriend for hire packages. This is not the same thing as a sugar situation or an offer of exclusivity but more so being your girlfriend within very defined and set parameters.

Full Service

Full service sexwork has been the bread and butter of my business model since the beginning. Although nowadays my sessions run the gamut from kink to hired girlfriend I am always available for full service. Safety is of utmost importance and any introduction of the idea of bare services will result in a swift block or termination of a session. Deposits also face forfeiture if the topic is suggested.

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3 Reasons to book a visit with a companion

There are seemingly endless reasons to hire an intimacy professional; to alleviate sexual frustration, enjoy a true NSA encounter or just to have someone to have physical contact with and experience intimate human connection.

Safe exploration

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No guesswork

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You deserve it

Enjoying time with an erotic companion is as much a luxury service as it is a necessity. You deserve to lay back, relax and receive overwhelming pleasure. You’d be amazed how much more tantalizing every touch is when you let go of your deeply engrained ideals about intimacy and experience pure, warm, euphoric pleasure without the pressure to reciprocate.

Let’s stay connected.

What People Say

"Jane was very pleasant to talk to. She opened the door and greeted me wearing very sexy lingerie, which showed off her beautiful body. She then offered me a drink and chatted for a bit. It was very relaxing and comfortable. Once she mentioned her massage skills, I was all in! She regretted not having the correct lotions and oils, but it was still nice and skilled.The rest was great! I will repeat for sure."

BCeagle, P.D. review

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